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GUYS I JUST WENT ON A GROCERY HAUL FOR THE FIRST TIME AND NOW
NOW
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS MY ROOMMATE AND I HAVE ACTUAL FOOD
FOR WEEKS WE’VE BEEN LIVING OFF RICE AND PB&J AND CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE WALK-OUT METHOD WORKS FUCKING WONDERS THE DAMN SECURITY GUARD WAVED AT ME WHILE I WALKED OUT WITH OVER $200 WORTH OF FOOD AND WATER AND JUICE AND I EVEN SNUCK IN AN ICE CREAM OMFG
i think I’ll just cry of joy now because i slaughtered HEB
Awesome. 😊 did you use disposable bags or something? How’d you do it?
Yasss… get your grub on (: deets on your method though 🍦
Stolen food always tastes better
i can confirm this fact: stolen food tastes hella good.
also, for those of you asking about how i did it: @loosiloo @liftingcuteshit
Reusable, eco-friendly bags are your friend. No, they’re more than that - they’re your soulmates. Use them. Love them. Treasure them. Worship them.
(if anyone else has any other tips or tricks, feel free to add, like I said, this was my first time grocery lifting, so most of this is what I have read from other blogs and tips I’ve picked up from friends, and things I picked up while I was in the store.)
more tips from someone who has been doing this at walmart almost weekly for the past several months.
so curious about this, there is a bajillion HEB’s in my town
Yo, there are reusable bags you can get that actually clip to the sides of your cart and are basically specifically for sorting your groceries, and they have handles on them to pick them up like normal bags. They’re called Grab Bags and you can usually actually find them on “as seen on tv” aisles. I’m about to pick up a couple of two pack boxes at Kmart and try the walkout method at Walmart asap
